The First Fodder for the Fans

Well, here we are, my first post. I am sure everyone already knows who I am, but if some unfortunate soul has been living under a rock, let me introduce myself as Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund. I'm not a celebrity as in the 'movies', but  I am hella popular. I don't really know why.

People say it's my damn good looks or my tight muscular body and my burly hind legs, but whatever the reason I'm okay with it. Hell, I'm living the doggy dog life right now. At almost 2 years old; you could say I'm in my prime. My owners take me everywhere - well actually, they take me everywhere I want to go. I have a winter dog house in Florida that I hit up a couple of times a year and a lakeside summer cottage in Quebec. Right now I live in a condo downtown.

One thing I have to say about myself is that I am very athletic. I demand at least 4 walks a day. And I'm not talking diddily strolls down the street on the leash. No, I am a hunter so I like to get out in the woods and run. I'll show you some of my hunting pics another time. I also love ball. In fact, my motto is; "life is ball".

I always have a professional photographer with me at all times to catch me in any super sexy poses I might throw out there (that's how I get a lot of my photos taken). You could say I have a lot of Kodak moments. Here is one of me out in the woods. I climbed up onto this log to get a good vantage point of the trail ahead. I was hunting partridge that day...

Crusoe leads expeditions

 Anyway, that's my intro post. I should also mention that this blog is also a way of fans to contact me as opposed to fanmail or stopping by my house (please don't do that).

So drop a comment below if you want to connect. Thanks to all my fans who made this possible.

Keep ballin',

~ Crusoe

Keep ballin’,

Crusoe

Crusoe

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